Of course we've franchised songs from all over the place, but we also have some of our own.  In this section, I'm not going to bother with the traditional "MK Army" fare, but more on the ones that are either slightly different, amusing or just ones that I've made up that I think we should sing.  Where memory and intelligence allows, I've listed the name of the original tune, mainly to confuse those of you who are either young enough, naive enough or stupid enough not to realise that most/all of these existed as songs in their own right before football got involved.

We've Got More Roundabouts

To the tune of some opera classic or other

To be sung at Swindon, anywhere in the vicinity of Hemel Hempstead or anywhere else we fancy coming across as a little surreal...

"We've Got More Roundabouts

We've Got More Roundabouts

We've Got More Roundabouts

We've Got More Roundabouts"

 

We're Making History

To the tune of some opera classic or other

To be sung whenever anyone sings "You've got no history to us"

"We're making history

We're making history

We're making history

We're making history"

To be repeated until we go ahead of them, at which point, the chant should change to:

"So much for history

So much for history

So much for history

So much for history".

 

Sit Down, or we'll Steal Your Club

To the tune of 'Go West'

"Sit Down, or we'll Steal Your Club

Sit Down, or we'll Steal Your Club

Sit Down, or we'll Steal Your Club

Sit Down, or we'll Steal Your Club"

 

Beat by the Franchise  

To the tune of Guantanamera

To be sung whenever we're beating any team whose fans have uttered any anti-franchise comments at any point in the past.

"Beat by the franchise

You're getting beat by the franchise

Beat by the fraaaan chise

You're getting beat by the franchise"

(repeat until we've thrown the lead away by trying to defend it for the entire second half)

 

MK Till We Move

To the tune of H A P P Y, I'm H A P P Y:

"MK till we move

I'm MK till we move

I know I am, I'm sure I am

I'm MK till we move"